Time for some levity

With all of the negativity and political stuff going on with the Covid-19 virus it is time to look at the humorous side of things. Feel free to add more, but keep it clean or it will be deleted.

My new bandsaw, I hope...

I had the high bid tonight on this Rockwell/Delta 28-350. I've been looking for and bidding on these for the last few years, and I was the back bidder a few times, but this one went for a very good price. My reserve bid was $600. It's possible that there's something terribly wrong with it, but...

Forget 'Baby on board'

I need a bumper sticker that says 'Nobody on board'. Tesla has opened up the 'self driving' app on newer Tesla's for a free 30 day trial. It is factory installed on all of them, they just don't turn it on unless you pay, which we didn't. All of a sudden there is an octogenarian who cannot...

Would you - borrow a tool?

A lot of people - myself included - make it a policy to really avoid lending out tools. The list is a really short one of the people I will lend a tool to. What about - borrowing a tool?

Powwermatic Machinery Gold Paint for 82-03 MY's?

I just got done reading what google offered from here-in, OWWM.com and a couple other places like FW magazine forum. Not one of those other threads covers the paint formula, so on, 1987 gold M66 table saw I just brought home. Just saying don't waste your time re-hashing them for my purpose as...

Build a case for some chisels?

At least one that looks better than this? I think I can build something a little bit better than that plastic blister pack... Maybe take a plan from Paul Sellers Masterclasses, and build a case? and.. Will have to change a couple sizes...

Max weight on bandsaw table: ACM BS540

Presuming one would have/get a welder if this work is envisioned, so stability of the machine could be sorted out.
Here's a thread which may be

Increasing straight line rip capacity of Felder K 700 S sliding table saw

You can add a sliding jig to the sliding table. See post #27 in this thread. https://sawmillcreek.org/showthread....-Feeders/page2

Forget 'Baby on board'

I have heard that tesla now requires you to buy at least one powerwall if they add solar panels. People also take used car batteries that no longer hold

Forget 'Baby on board'

Roger's post (#38) made me curious, so when I left to get a burger, I went down my street about 100', since the car needs a bit of movement to know exactly

Rocks in their heads

They should get prison time with hard labor breaking up rocks into gravel for forest pathways and roads. They kinda already volunteered didn't they.

SC Pig-Picking