Need some naughty pine?

Only in Arkansas :rolleyes: :D not mine
http://fayar.craigslist.org/mat/1880811250.html

That's funny! :D.....Is he suppose to mean "knotty" pine?

I like the part where he'll trade for a red calf....:D

Come on guys - this is a family forum. Can't be putting risky stuff on here. (or is that risque?)

Maybe by red calf he meant just a little Red Bull...?:rolleyes:

I wonder if I could cut with a Radio Alarm saw?
http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/tls/1843269361.html

I'm sorry, this just begs the question . . . How naughty was it? I mean, is it only slightly naughty, or really naughty? I think the degree of naughtiness would affect the price.

Does this mean there is NICE pine, too? Which kind does Santa use for his elves to use?

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Originally Posted by Belinda Williamson

I'm sorry, this just begs the question . . . How naughty was it? I mean, is it only slightly naughty, or really naughty? I think the degree of naughtiness would affect the price.

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Well, he does say they've been sitting around for a long time and are good for nothing. As you know, "good for nothin" in the South means more than they aren't good for anything. (And for non-Southerners, I meant to capitalize South).:D

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Originally Posted by Belinda Williamson

I'm sorry, this just begs the question . . . How naughty was it? I mean, is it only slightly naughty, or really naughty? I think the degree of naughtiness would affect the price.

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Yeah, but the further question is -- how does it effect the price? Does more naughty cost more, or less?