I wish I could. I tried but they gave me nothing but grief over my cornea transplants. Plus the fact that in the past couple years my corneas have developed a tendency to expand and contract (water and dewater) and according to my optometrist it's from the back of the corneas so my vision changes every few weeks and using drops doesn't help. Waaa....
I try not to complain too much but for those people who cry and moan that they can't see anything when they have, say, 20/50 corrected to 20/20 I tell them I'd love to swap with them a couple days. (And the guy with the white cane would love to swap with me).
And now for something completely different....