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    Need some naughty pine?

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    That's funny! .....Is he suppose to mean "knotty" pine?

    I like the part where he'll trade for a red calf....
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    Come on guys - this is a family forum. Can't be putting risky stuff on here. (or is that risque?)

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    Maybe by red calf he meant just a little Red Bull...?
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    I wonder if I could cut with a Radio Alarm saw?
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    I'm sorry, this just begs the question . . . How naughty was it? I mean, is it only slightly naughty, or really naughty? I think the degree of naughtiness would affect the price.

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    Does this mean there is NICE pine, too? Which kind does Santa use for his elves to use?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belinda Williamson View Post
    I'm sorry, this just begs the question . . . How naughty was it? I mean, is it only slightly naughty, or really naughty? I think the degree of naughtiness would affect the price.
    Well, he does say they've been sitting around for a long time and are good for nothing. As you know, "good for nothin" in the South means more than they aren't good for anything. (And for non-Southerners, I meant to capitalize South).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belinda Williamson View Post
    I'm sorry, this just begs the question . . . How naughty was it? I mean, is it only slightly naughty, or really naughty? I think the degree of naughtiness would affect the price.

    Yeah, but the further question is -- how does it effect the price? Does more naughty cost more, or less?

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