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    I Just Watched The 2nd Worst Movie EVER

    Okay, so I'm a sucker for Horror Flicks. Okay, maybe I'm a sucker for any SciFi or Horror flick. Okay, we'll stretch it even further to Comedy. And I've discoverd some sleepers over the years. But I JUST got done watching the 2nd worse movie EVER!!!!!!!!

    Troll 2. Yeah, 2! Actually, I bought the Troll/Troll 2 DVD years ago, and just got to watching Troll last week. It was a predictable 80's flick with some big names. Enjoyable enough to watch. Hey, it was late at night, and I had it...what do you want.

    So, tonight, the wife headed off to bed early and I thought I would sit down with Troll 2 and a margarita. I should have had 4! Margaritas, not Troll movies. This had some of the WORST acting, WORST plot, WORST cosumes, WORST special (if you can call them special) effects, WORST directing, WORST dialog I've EVER seen. It was like a train wreck...I HAD to keep watching.

    Ugh...a wasted evening.
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    I got stuck on a transpacific flight and the movies they had were The Princess Diaries I&II. GAH!! The WORST movies ever made.

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    Next time you want to waste a couple hours of your life check out:

    "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Crazy Mixed Up Zombies". <-- By far the worst ever made. Just MHO.

    Ray Dennis Steckler - who made the film has a "cult" following though so there's no accounting for individual tastes.

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    Years ago Lost In Space, my vote for number 1 worst.
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    The Toxic Avenger must be up there for one of the worst movies ever made..IMO.

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    Won't be long and the above mentioned flicks will be cult classics. Remember The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
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    Johnny Mnemonic gets my vote ("Hit me!") - sorry, Keanu.
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    Plan 9 from Outer Space was voted the worse ever movie made.
    Bela Lugosi was in it, but died 2 years before release. They had a stand-in finish the movie, and hid his face with the cape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Myk Rian View Post
    Plan 9 from Outer Space was voted the worse ever movie made.
    Bela Lugosi was in it, but died 2 years before release. They had a stand-in finish the movie, and hid his face with the cape.
    Actually it was the Ed Woods (the filmmaker)'s chiropractor that stood in for Lugosi(who was only in it because of unrelated clips), and the chiropractor was a foot taller Ed wood made a number of real stinkers. They even made a movie about 'him' that was pretty bad too..
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    If you are talking about the one with Heather, NOOOOOOO! It wasn't THAT bad...
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    Ever seen War of the Worlds? No, not the original, or even the Tom Cruise one... the one made in 2005 with Jake Busey. I never thought a movie could bore me in such a short period of time... the acting was, well, it wasn't acting. Amazing when even the B- and C-list actors phone in their "performances"...
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    There was a piece about this movie on NPR a few weeks ago. Apparently there is a whole coterie of devotees dedicated to honoring the "best worst movie" and there has been a documentary made about it. As I recall it (Troll 2) was filmed here in Utah.

    *disclaimer: I have never actually seen the movie.

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    Tetsuo - The Iron Man

    That movie is in a completely different league of bad. There are others that make even Tetsuo look like a masterpiece.

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    Anaconda has my vote. But there are a lot of really terrible flicks out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Wintle View Post
    The Toxic Avenger must be up there for one of the worst movies ever made..IMO.
    Dude! Best Movie Ever....

    After "Surf Nazis Must Die" (real title!) of course.
    Last edited by paul cottingham; 08-22-2010 at 8:43 PM.
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