Bah!

When's the fun and "Golden years" stuff start?
Did I nap through the dancing girls and keg tapping?
When can I sleep in?
It's 6:04am right now, and I've been up for over two hours - looking forward to another exciting day of - retirement...

I guess I could always just "putter around" in the yard...that sounds like as much fun as giving myself a root canal w/my new Bosch hammer drill.

Bah!!!!
I thought this would be like an extended vacation.
What it's more like, is, I said or did something inappropriate @ work and got suspended w/out pay.
(& w/out the enjoyment of actually having said or done the deed )

I feel like a kid on a playground that no one wants on their ball team....