CL ad that makes me feel soooooo safe...

[Mike Cruz]

Just read this ad in a local CL section... All I can say is wow....



Overwhelmed w/ Deer (XXXXXXXXXXX)

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Date: 2011-12-07, 10:54AM EST
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Deer taking over your crops, scaring up your trees. I am Maryland licesed so that everything is leagel to to make things safe. Let me help get rid of those pesting deer that are tearing up your property. Call or Text X X X X X X X X X X. My name is Bryan.

[Bill Edwards(2)]

Well he at least spelled Maryland right.

[Mike Cruz]

Didn't do so well with "leagel", though... Wonder if Maryland licesed means that he got a hunting license, hey what the heck is licesed anyway? I hope no one hires this guy to get rid of those pesting (pesky?) deer.

[Zach England]

Don't you have to have a license for every deer you shoot? I know here you have to buy a "tag" for the seasonal deer hunt and that tag entitles you to take either a buck or a doe with either a rifle, black powder or archery, depending on which tag you buy.

I hope he shoots better than he spells.

[Ben Hatcher]

As long as he doesn't have to beat the deer in a spelling bee he's got a chance.

[Van Huskey]

I see this guy jumping out of a tree with a bowie knife in his mouth and getting impaled on a bucks rack. Git R Done.

[Paul Saffold]

Kinder lik som of the pst hear on the creek. Rite fine woodwokers but kant spell notin an dont no no gramer neither.

[curtis rosche]

what were you searching for on craigslist that you came across this? did you have some pesky deer?