I was filling the chainsaw today and noticed that my gas can spout had a bottle stopper preventing gas from spilling. Now, WHO BUT A WOODTURNER WOULD HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!!
It occurred to me that this would be a great opportunity for some sarcastic humor. So, what odd and unique things do YOU have in your life because you're a turner?
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, complete the thought. For example:
"You know you're a woodturner when you clean your shop with a rake!"