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    Telling Him Softly

    With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No" said her husband.

    She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, pushup bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

    He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

    She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

    She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting it drop to the floor and seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

    "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No way" he said becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:

    "Go look in the garage."
    "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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    :-) :-)

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    Now THAT was funny! Thanks for a good laugh.
    Fred

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    I thought it was hilarious, so I read it to my wife. She didn't get it until I explained that a few people still park cars in their garages. We , of course, have saws in our garage!

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    That's a good one !
    "So much wood - So little time ! "
    Past President Western Mountain Woodturners
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    my heart was really pounding till I read the last line. max

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    my heart still pounding

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