Originally Posted by
Winton Applegate
Because dog urine is too hard to come by.
Though there are those here, and you know who you are, who have mapped out a strategy to acquire the rare and legendary elixir.
My deceased beagle, twice removed (he died two beagles ago), was trained to pee on saws to be cleansed very easily. Mac loved hide glue, bit detest salt. So I would lean the saw I wanted cleansed against the wall, paint some hide glue on the saw, with a tad of salt at the tallest portion. Mac would lick the saw clean until he came to saw, at which point he would become pizzed and then pizz on the saw.
I've since changed my habits on saws: instead of taking old and making new, I get new saws and restore them to old!
If the thunder don't get you, the lightning will.