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    This may be old but is a first for me, on the WoodCraft web site today:

    "Just a heads up during this hunting season... the SawStop makes a terrible meat saw."


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    Some days you get the elevator and some days you get the shaft

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    Favorite Quotes

    "He's a couple of french fries short of a happy meal"

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    Quote Originally Posted by John K Jordan View Post
    This may be old but is a first for me, on the WoodCraft web site today:

    "Just a heads up during this hunting season... the SawStop makes a terrible meat saw."

    My dad actually used an old TS to cut up a deer one year, yes, it made a terrible mess...
    NOW you tell me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Koepke View Post
    Along with, "hey come look what I can do!"

    jtk
    Not to mention "Hold my beer".

    Many great catastrophes start with " watch this, hold my beer".................Rod.

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    Watch this!

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Shepherd View Post
    "Hey Y'all, watch this"
    I said that myself once, right before ending up in a pile at the bottom of a 10' jump with pieces of my dirt bike on the ground around me. It was amazing fun right up to that point. That was almost 1/2 a century ago.

    JKJ

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    "Forgiveness is between them and God...it's my job to arrange the meeting"
    - Man on Fire

    "Now what dirty scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch"
    - WC Fields

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    " If the only tool you have is a hammer then every problem looks like nail." attributed to Mark Twain and others.

    " I have never understood how a man honers himself by demeaning other people...." Gandhi.

    See my tag line
    Last edited by william watts; 11-26-2015 at 6:49 PM.
    Bill

    " You are a square peg in a square hole, and we need to twist you to make you fit. " My boss

  10. #100
    This really should be the company i work for company slogan.

    Drives me outa my mind. I do my best to just not think about it as im not changing it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Damm View Post
    Why don't we have the time to do it right but have the time to do it over?

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    I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

    Lloyd Dobler

  12. #102
    From a recent thread here on SMC.....

    For working wood, we don't need to know how many inches it is to the moon.
    Warren Mickley

    You might as well be speaking Klingon because none of this makes any sense to me at all.
    Pat Barry

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    this one though is my favorite at the bottom of the pictures, this was an ad for an exhibtion that Charmiam and myself had back in 2000 in Vancouver, B.C.

    ron

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