I was feeding it from right to left. I was doing it that way because it's a conventional cut (as contrasted with climb cut) when only part of the bit is exposed. When I did it the other way, the router tried to inhale the wood and me.
I got most of this done, although when I used the handheld router for part of it, I did what I always do, biting into the piece of wood I used as a guide. Oh, well. Learning to make repairs is important.
Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of bench.
I was socially distant before it was cool.
A little authority corrupts a lot.