My wife

[Michael Weber]

Just called me an "irascible old crab". After I looked up irascible, I pointed out to her that was redundant. She was not amused.

[Prashun Patel]

I bet she'll be even less amused that you posted it here

[Alan Hick]

Just called me an "irascible old crab". After I looked up irascible, I pointed out to her that was redundant. She was not amused.

Thank you. It's been a while since I read something that actually made me laugh out loud.

[julian abram]

Hmm, perhaps the result of hanging around the house for too long. Hop your bike and run up to Fayetteville for a couple days of Bikes, Blues & BBQ. She will appreciate you more when you return.

[Joe Tilson]

I might be irascible, but I am not a crab!
That's your come back.

That'll get a good fight started.
On second thought don't go there.
Second thought is where us irascible people forget to go some times.

[Brian Ashton]

Just called me an "irascible old crab". After I looked up irascible, I pointed out to her that was redundant. She was not amused.

Sounds like she said youre normal

[ken masoumi]

You should have said:who are you calling old?

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Michael,

I would like to see you repost in this thread so that your friends know that you survived after creating this thread!

[Dennis Peacock]

Michael,

I would like to see you repost in this thread so that your friends know that you survived after creating this thread!

ROFL....!!!!!!! Good one Ken.!!!

[Wade Lippman]

You are too far away for me to look forward to your garage sale.

[Mark Blatter]

Hmm, perhaps the result of hanging around the house for too long. Hop your bike and run up to Fayetteville for a couple days of Bikes, Blues & BBQ. She will appreciate you more when you return.

I would ignore all the advice, except mine of course, you will receive on this post. Unless you are wanting to start a fight with her.

[Mark Blatter]

Michael,

I would like to see you repost in this thread so that your friends know that you survived after creating this thread!

It could be the wife, after she buries the old crab out back. We simply wont know.

[julian abram]

Mike, if you don't surface soon I'll be forced to do one of those "wellness" checks, it's been a year but think I can still find your house.

[Michael Weber]

Still here. Can't go to BBB Julian, bikers scare me more that my wife does. Can't deny she's at least partly correct. It's not like I was trying though, it just comes naturally. She also says I'm a terrible scoffer. Pffssssst! Don't know why she thinks that. Thanks for all the amusing replies

[Rich Riddle]

At least she didn't indicate you were petulant. That's a step down the ladder.