Does this make me a real "tool"?

[Steve Peterson]

I guess we all do the same thing. It makes me feel better to buy something when I am really busy with other things and don't get any time in the shop.

Steve

[Olaf Vogel]

Hmmm....lemme see, 5 drill presses. And countless other stiff i dont need.
my justification, at the time, is that it was a reeeeaaaly good price!

(anyone wanna buy a drill press?)

[Gary Herrmann]

Cheaper than guns.