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    Funny

    Saw this today and it made me laugh.
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    Did you use a Sawstop, a bandsaw, dust collection, a track saw and what was your finishing routine?
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    So much to learn, so little time.....

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    Was that Craig's list ad?

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    The part made of clear lumber looks good. But the rest looks strangely unpalatable ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Fitzgerald View Post
    ...and what was your finishing routine?
    Just a little stain.
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    The strange thing is I know a couple of people stubborn enough to really do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason White View Post
    Saw this today and it made me laugh.

    That IS funny!

    Reminded me of the "Noah's ark" we saw in Merano, Italy a few months ago. They must have raided a furniture warehouse.

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    Here is my contribution

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    Here is my contribution

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    Ah, but here's the genesis of the thing.. (just substitute "coffee table" for suit, and imagine my wife designing the alterations):

    Yossi goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit. The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long.
    "No problem," says the tailor. "Just bend them at the elbow and hold them out in front of you. See, now it's fine."
    "But the collar is up around my ears!"
    "It's nothing. Just hunch your back up a little . . . no, a little more. . . . that's it."
    "But I'm stepping on my cuffs!" Yossi cries in desperation.
    "Nu, bend your knees a little to take up the slack. There you go. Look in the mirror -- the suit fits perfectly."
    So, twisted like a pretzel, Yossi lurches out onto the street. Janine and Suzy see him go by.
    "Oh, look," says Janine, "that poor man!"
    "Yes," says Suzy, "but what a beautiful suit!"

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