If a person drives around Portland, Oregon they are likely to see at least one sign reading, "Keep Portland Weird." To me it seems like a fun town. Sometimes on the Weird-O-Meter it seems ebay has them beat:
Item #112396261273
appears to be a mating of an early combination plane and a stair saw.
Plane Saw?.jpg
Maybe SWMBO will let me splurge?
jtk