One of my favorite things is finding misspelled words and bad grammar in advertisements. That's right: companies pay good money to get their names and products in front of their desired market, and then look like idiots.
Latest example? Banner ad for Vectrix, right here on SMC, telling me how "poweful" their software is. I'm not sure what "powe" is, but their applications are apparently full of it.
Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
"Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.