You use your GPS to mark way points and locate trees that you check after every storm blows through...
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You use your GPS to mark way points and locate trees that you check after every storm blows through...
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When you discover that the "bowls on the hoof" along the road are more distracting and dangerious than a hand-held cell phone...
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The most expensive tool is the one you buy "cheaply" and often...
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Your body is fully engulfed with some unknown rash, because you have gotten into some outstanding looking exotic wood.
Your neighbors think you have joined the space program, because they see you all the time with this funny looking head gear on with all types of hosing coming out of it in to air packs.
You realise you have missed supper, because you just looked at the clock and it's now 11 pm.
You know your a turner when you try to out do Norm and maintain five lathes with a grinder for each one.
Bill.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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When you have lost all sense of touch in your fingertips due to their perpetual state of being encased in CA glue.
And your entire hands are forever discolored from turning too much green walnut
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When your husband is golfing in Hawaii, sees the groundskeepers cutting down a tree, they give him a 15" dia x 4 ft piece and finds out it is KOA!!!!
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Originally Posted by Pat Jeddy
When your husband is golfing in Hawaii, sees the groundskeepers cutting down a tree, they give him a 15" dia x 4 ft piece and finds out it is KOA!!!!
HOLY COW!!!
~john
"There's nothing wrong with Quiet" ` Jeremiah Johnson
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Dunno, I'm still waiting for my lathe......
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Your Better Half puts blinders on you BEFORE she'll let you drive.........Doesn't want to have to see you DROOL over all the wood left from state road projects.
Bruce
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When you'reWorks for me!Dunno, I'm still waiting for my lathe......
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when you turn wood
"I have worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty." Groucho Marx
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you know you turn to much when the tree trimmer service hates to see yo coming
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When you turn in your sleep and wake up beside your chainsaw?
When you're from near Charlotte, NC and the Panthers lose you don't really care. That just means you can spend another Sunday afternoon in front of the lathe?
When you can name a dozen nationally known turners from pictures of their work and dozens more not so known turners from across the world?
When your wife, your co-workers, your friends, your family, and some people that you've just met have a nice new wood slim line pen, you know you're a new woodturner.
When you bring something in from the shop and your wife says, "That's nice honey." without even looking up?
Raymond Overman
Happiness is a warm chainsaw
"Do not wait, the time will never be just right. Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command. Better tools will be found as you go along." Napolean Hill
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When the FedEx man comes stumbling red faced to your door with a little box that weighs 90lbs!
Glenn ClaboMichigan
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Not sure yet but just back from machine tool dealer having placed my order for my jet 1442.
Start square and you will finish square
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All right, Roy!
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