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    WARNING! wisconsin to have?

    invasion from a small but dangerous squad of michiganders (alias creekers) there mission is to search and destroy as many brauts, beers and anything else that gets in there way! if you encounter such brigade please assume the postion of having beer and food in hand and you will be un harmed they are known for the interst in wood working and are quite often seen in such areas that pratice it.. they are recruiting as well and will be glad to sign up new recruits. the existing squad is small but have many silent partners so dont take them at face value there support and strengths are larger than what appears.. this has been a emergency broadcast system announcment if any further updates come forth they will be interupted wisconsins normal lifestyle the dates have been set for the the wknd of june24th so be prepared... the local michigan wooden soldier.
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    Where is the target and do you need support troops from the west??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler Howell
    Where is the target and do you need support troops from the west??
    the target is near the reeds burg area and will encompass the spring green area as well, note that is privealedged info and shouldnt be passed on, yes we would greatly appreciate your support tyler, would like to have your help in this endeavor, BUT dont bring your thong we have differnt uniforms and can fit you with something more appropiate....
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    Quote Originally Posted by larry merlau
    the target is near the reeds burg area and will encompass the spring green area as well, note that is privealedged info and shouldnt be passed on, yes we would greatly appreciate your support tyler, would like to have your help in this endeavor, BUT dont bring your thong we have differnt uniforms and can fit you with something more appropiate....
    Larry: Perhaps you should alert local law enforcement in advance. Also maybe check Post office "wanted" posters. There could be trouble ?! Sounds ominous but fun. Please display later the cast of attendees. Unfortunately, I have a B'day commitment here or I could help with disposing of beer and brats. Keep us updated and pics will be appreciated but no thongs or speedos.
    Jerry

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    I think the best advice I can offer all concerned is:

    Run fast, run far!!

    And that applies to the invaders as well as the invadees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by larry merlau
    BUT dont bring your thong we have differnt uniforms and can fit you with something more appropiate....
    ...would this be your version of said "different uniforms"?


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    Karl: will any CHEESE be served??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Olexa
    Karl: will any CHEESE be served??
    Hey Jerry, I have the other half of the food detail on Saturday and yes, we will have cheese. And brats. Lots of brats. And beer. Lots and lots of beer!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Miliunas
    And brats. Lots of brats. And beer. Lots and lots of beer!!!!
    You're running a day-care and serving beer??? Wow!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Olexa
    Karl: will any CHEESE be served??
    Note: in Wisconsin, cheese is both a food group and an offensive weapon.
    Yoga class makes me feel like a total stud, mostly because I'm about as flexible as a 2x4.
    "Design"? Possibly. "Intelligent"? Sure doesn't look like it from this angle.
    We used to be hunter gatherers. Now we're shopper borrowers.
    The three most important words in the English language: "Front Towards Enemy".
    The world makes a lot more sense when you remember that Butthead was the smart one.
    You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much ammo.

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    Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!


    Be it known that the Wisconsin Coast Guard has been notified and the National Guard has been called out to patrol the boarders. Final headings will be given so the "Michiganders" don't get lost here in "Packerland".


    Miller, Leinenkugle, Old Style and other breweries have been notified to double production.


    Extra brats are being produced as you read this, as well as Texas style beef ribs. Cheese will be abundant.

    The South Central contingent of Wisconsin "Creekers" are ready and up to the challenge.

    Let the good times begin.

    Karl
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    You sure you can't slip away, Jerry? You think the family would notice if you went missing?

    Nat'l Guard has been given your description and will allow you to pass if you decide to wander up this way.

    Karl
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    Need any reenforcement from South East WI?
    Transmitt specific target coordinates and required time-on-target.

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    Wisconsin may never be the same!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Ash
    ...would this be your version of said "different uniforms"?

    Gee, I sure do hope Tyler didn't send him one 'o those thong thingies!!!
    Cheers,
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