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    Mitch's repair schedule......

    If it's broke, my schedule of repair:

    1. Figure out the software, try some other passwords, look it up in the book/on-line. Speak in hushed tones and say "Please" a few times.

    2. Get out the screw driver and pliers. Sometimes it really just needs a good 'fiddling'.

    3. Bounce it off the driveway with glee, jamb it into the trash can and release credit card from wallet.

    .
    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
    Robert Duval in "Apileachips Now". - almost.


    Laserpro Spirit 60W laser, Corel X3
    Missionfurnishings, Mitchell Andrus Studios, NC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post
    If it's broke, my schedule of repair:

    1. Figure out the software, try some other passwords, look it up in the book/on-line. Speak in hushed tones and say "Please" a few times.

    2. Get out the screw driver and pliers. Sometimes it really just needs a good 'fiddling'.

    3. Injure self.

    4. Bounce it off the driveway with glee, jamb it into the trash can and release credit card from wallet.

    .
    There...fixed

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    Yea, that too.
    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
    Robert Duval in "Apileachips Now". - almost.


    Laserpro Spirit 60W laser, Corel X3
    Missionfurnishings, Mitchell Andrus Studios, NC

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    Is there another way?

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    Wife's card.
    .
    "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning".
    Robert Duval in "Apileachips Now". - almost.


    Laserpro Spirit 60W laser, Corel X3
    Missionfurnishings, Mitchell Andrus Studios, NC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post
    Wife's card.
    .
    Oh....I'm not so sure that that one would fly very far Mitch. Especially if she leaves for shopping and misses her card while at Belks or some place like that. THEN you'd REALLY be needing a place to sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post
    Wife's card.
    .
    What are those? In my household it's what's mine is hers, and what's hers is hers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell Andrus View Post

    3. Bounce it off the driveway with glee, jamb it into the trash can and release credit card from wallet.

    .

    On a similar note I always thought they should make it an Olympic sport to see how far you can throw a wrench while under a car on a creeper.



    Steve

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