Keith,
You have some great ideas, but wench???
According to Dictionary.com
Wench - noun
1. A country lass or working girl.
2. A girl or young woman
3. A strumpet.
I'm pretty sure you were referring to a winch.
That does remind me of a time when I was looking to buy a Jeep. As I was flipping thru the cartrader magazine, I came across a photo of a nice looking Jeep with a cute girl in bikini hanging off the rollbar. Looking down at the description, it said, "Wench included"............I immediately called.
Doug