OK - I'm no physicist - all I know about physics is this:
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
But beyond that, when the bright guys finally figure out the GUTU, I am confident that it will cover two things:
1) The attraction of hurricanes and tornadoes to trailer parks, and
2) All of those strings of little white Christmas tree lights that worked last year when they came off the tree, went directly into storage, and don't work today. What - they have a litttle hidden timer/clock imbedded in there somewhere?