Humor from the Automobile Forums

[Bob Smalser]

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackleg in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and
out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her lousy lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I dislike cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

[Todd Burch]

Cadillac forum
- - - How do I get the tuna fish sandwich smell out of glovebox?

[Donnie Raines]

The mustang one I found funny(not that the others were not). At one point I had a few cars that I would race trhough the SCCA and one that I would show(all VW's). I had a 1990 VW Corrado G-60(super charged) that I had over 300HP in....true 300 at the wheels(tested via Dyno). The car was bright yellow and looked mean...and sounded mean. I pulled up to a stop light one day and next to me pulled a 5.0 Mustang(or is that Rustang....) He looked at me and pointed straight ahead....he had a few girls with him and they were all laughing and pointing. The light changed and we were off....Mustang never got within a car lenght of me(other then right off the start). When we came to a stop they just looked the other way.....

I ran this baby in the low 11's in the qrt mile. Problem was that I broke the front drive shafts on a regular basis do to a large qty of torque...

[Gary Max]

Donnie---after reading your post I remember why I drive a truck.
Keeps me out of trouble

[Donnie Raines]

I was lucky....never had a ticket or an accident. I rarely ran her hard on the main streets...mostly on the track.

Now I sell insurance.....

[Bob Smalser]

They missed the Old Pete Forum, tho.



"I may be over 40, sonny....but can still kick your butt."

[Dan Gill]

Loved 'em all, Bob.

[John Miliunas]

They were all pretty good, but I sure do wish I'd have seen the "Old Pete Forum"!