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    Humor from the Automobile Forums

    Bentley Forums
    - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Mustang (Chevelle) forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - - - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - - - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - - - Some redneck jackleg in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Chevy Suburban Forum
    - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

    Buick Forum
    - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
    from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and
    out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar forum
    - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mercedes forum
    - - - My wife and her lousy lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
    court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
    board?

    Mini forum
    - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
    company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
    pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
    where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
    black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    - - -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - - - I dislike cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

    SRT Forums
    "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    - - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

    Ford 2.3 forums
    - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
    Last edited by Dennis Peacock; 11-03-2004 at 12:48 AM.
    “Perhaps then, you will say, ‘But where can one have a boat like that built today?’ And I will tell you that there are still some honest men who can sharpen a saw, plane, or adze...men (who) live and work in out of the way places, but that is lucky, for they can acquire materials for one third of city prices. Best, some of these gentlemen’s boatshops are in places where nothing but the occasional honk of a wild goose will distract them from their work.” -- L Francis Herreshoff

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