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  1. 03-27-2010, 3:42 PM #1
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    Talking The evils of drinking

    http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03...ex.html?hpt=P1
    Maybe ONE too many?
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    Classic, just classic...
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    That guy had to have a headstart on crazy before he started drinking.
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    LOL.....tastes like chicken you know.
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    If it was sufficiently flat, perhaps he was just trying to inflate it..
    You pull out the little stem and....OH GOD!!! that's disgusting!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cunningham View Post
    If it was sufficiently flat, perhaps he was just trying to inflate it..
    You pull out the little stem and....OH GOD!!! that's disgusting!!
    Bill,

    You're right! Just like in the movie "Airplane"....
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    Possum

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    Every dead possum I've ever seen was laying on its back, with legs splayed wide. I hope he got the right end.
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    "Well hello there. I do believe you 'bout the purtiest possum I ever seen!"

    "How's about a little kiss 'fore I take you home and show you a real good time?"

    "Aww c'mon honey, pucker up . . . "

    "No sir, Occifer, I didn't know she was daid. I din't kill her!"

    The possums all get purtier at closin' time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belinda Williamson View Post
    The possums all get purtier at closin' time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belinda Williamson View Post
    "Well hello there. I do believe you 'bout the purtiest possum I ever seen!"

    "How's about a little kiss 'fore I take you home and show you a real good time?"

    "Aww c'mon honey, pucker up . . . "

    "No sir, Occifer, I didn't know she was daid. I din't kill her!"

    The possums all get purtier at closin' time!
    Belinda,

    I am sitting at my desk typing on the 'pooter. I was previously rolling on the floor with the dog while screaming with laughter. PLEASE, write some more "possum one liners". You are funny!!! "No sir, Occifer....

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    From the county jail cell . . .

    "Well, boys, this hyear is how I ended up in the pokey wit'chall tonight. I was walkin' home from Bubba's Bait, Beer, Camo, and Tackle. It was 'pert near dark but jes' up ahead I spotted a sweet young thing. She was dang near the purtiest thing I ever laid eyes on - I swair. Soft pink little nose, perky whiskers, the softest beady lil' black eyes, nicely patterned fur, and her tail, good gracious! Why, she had the nicest hairless tail I have seen in a quite some time. I gave her my best sweet talk but she jes' woudn't have none of that! Jes' kept givin' me the cold shoulder like she couldn't hear me or sumpin'. Well I gotta' admit, I lost patience with that playin' dead act - y'all know how 'em possums are! I jes' took matters in my own hands and planted a big ol' kiss right there on them purty lil' possum lips. Next thang I know ere's blue lights flashin and some po-lice feller yellin' for me to put down the possum and git my hands in the air. Like I'd done sumpin' wrong or sumpin! Well boys, I'll tell you one dang thing. I din't kill no possum and I ain't goin' to prison for bein' a possum killer. No sir!"

    "Hey, y'all reckon she might write to me while I'm in jail like one of them TV movies?"
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    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
    I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
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  15. 03-28-2010, 3:23 PM #14
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    Belinda,

    You are the BEST!!

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  16. 03-28-2010, 3:43 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerry nazard View Post
    Belinda,

    You are the BEST!!

    -Jerry
    Thank you, Jerry. I had some more one liners but they weren't fit to print.

    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
    I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
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