As I was mowing the lawn and doing some yardwork today I realized some truths...
While you are pushing the mower there is no wind. Not even the slightest breeze. You pray for some, but none ever comes and you get hot and sweaty. Until.....
When you are sweeping up or using the blower, wind always kicks up blowing exactly the opposite direction as you need. When you stop sweeping, the wind will stop.
When you are the farthest away from your garage, THAT is when your weed whacker will run out of string or your mower out of grass.
Anything with a cord will get tangled on everything you thought it couldn't possibly get caught on.
Anyone have anything else?