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  1. #46
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    The Steve Schlumpf Neighbor Club

    1332.39 miles give or take a few as I don't know Steve's exact location.

    For those of you attending IWF, have a T shirt printed with your distance from Steve. We can pick a day to wear the shirts and Steve will become world famous. Actually, he is already world famous for being such a great guy!

    Does anyone have the design for the decoder ring that unlocks the basement door?

    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
    I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
    Bella Terra

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    You want to turn Mr. Hart loose?
    Ken

    So much to learn, so little time.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Fitzgerald View Post
    You want to turn Mr. Hart loose?

    Nah, it's just sort of like the Bat Cave. Weren't you ever curious about what kinds of wonderful toys and machines were in the Bat Cave?

    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
    I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
    Bella Terra

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    1,025 miles or 17hrs...

  5. #50
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    I'm 609 miles South-Southeast of Steve. But I'm headed up through the Soo this weekend. Does that count as close?

    Oh, and I'm 159 miles Southwest of John Hart's fake residence in Middlefield Ohio.
    Ridiculum Ergo Sum

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    do anyone live north of Steve ?

  7. #52
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    Google says I'd need a passport to visit Mr. Steve.

    So much for that bright idea. (sigh)
    Only the Blue Roads

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    According to Map Quest, 1800.61 mi., or 27 Hr. 40 Min. A long time ago though I lived on a little lake in the UP, called Farmers Lake. That was either Negaunee (sp)?, or Ishpeming. I think I would have been Steve's neighbor.

  9. #54
    Hoyt...you don't need a passport...you need an overnight pass from your doctor.
    Glenn Clabo
    Michigan

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    Clabo,

    I thought he needed a pass for the "hall monitor".
    Ken

    So much to learn, so little time.....

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    Passport = DHS interrogations

    Doctor = Immunizations

    Hall Monitor = Reminds me of my PO.

    All that just so I can see some shag carpeting?

    Oy!
    Only the Blue Roads

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    Capn Andy don't need none of that, he can borrow Santa's reindeer for the trip.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Tom

    Turning comes easy to some folks .... wish I was one of them

    and only 958 miles SE of Steve Schlumpf

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    Um! Glad to find out what that was all about. No such thing as a dumb question.
    Never pass up the chance to use a hand plane.

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    I like Toys
    ~john
    "There's nothing wrong with Quiet" ` Jeremiah Johnson

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    I just figured, I am 1612 miles on I-90 & I-94 from Steve.

    Terry

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