All this reminds me of a trip to the library several years ago and was just poking around at anything that looked interesting.. As I was leaving, the Librarian Said fairly loudly "Mr Cunningham I have that book you ordered" Looking to impress, I said (slightly louder than I should have) Oh you mean Stephen Hawking's, A Brief History of Time ? And she said (just as loudly) NO, Gary Larson, Wiener dog Art.. There were several chuckles, to which I replied See! Now that's a range of reading!