Feel free to add your funnies from the workplace, mine just happens to be "the shop".
We started at 5:30 this a.m. Overhead this about 8 or so.
"This is just a smidgen too long, trim it a frog's hair."
"Frogs don't have hair . . . do they?" (new kid on the block)
"Well, yeah, frogs have hair. Frog's hair is just a little finer than a lizard's hair." (me)
"Lizards don't have hair . . . do they?"
"Of course frogs have hair. How do you think we know how much to trim when Mike tells us to trim something a frog's hair?" (someone passing through the area)
Poor girl is spending her break looking for a frog.