After seeing that the grafitti artist who painted the lobby of Facebooks headquarters took stock options instead of pay, and that he is now worth $200 M, I have made an offer to all the lathe and associated turning equipment manufacturers.
Give me unlimited access and ownership of requested tools and I will give you stock options for when I go public.
So far, no responses, but it is Saturday. They are probably closed. Sure I will here from them early next week.