My workshop is in a garage attached to my house, and if a fire started there it would block the only stairway and very quickly reach our bedrooms. Combining this with a slightly forgetful nature and generally scattered mindset, I need to find some finishes that are not going to spontaneously combust, even if left in a heap. That is basically the only requirement, woodworking is a hobby and I'm not willing to risk the safety of my family, no matter how manageable the risk is.
Any ideas? I've bought some beeswax polish for tool handles, but I'm pretty sure that won't work for everything.