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  1. 06-04-2012, 7:26 AM #1
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    Zombies

    have you noticed anyone around you starting to act like a zombie?

    in miami---naked man eating another man's face

    in maryland, college student telling police he killed a man, ate his heart and brain

    ace hardware store in nebraska features a Zombie Preparedness Center

    on uncrate.com you can buy a "bug-out bag" recommended consisting of a mossberg pump-action shotgun, machete, titanium spork for spearing canned goods

    Beware!!!!!!!!
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  3. 06-04-2012, 8:27 AM #2
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    I did wake with a remarkable craving for brains this morning . . . but I'm sure it's nothing . . . probably just a virus or something.

    “Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for courtesy and chivalry.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Everybody knows what to do with the devil but them that has him. My Grandmother
    I had a guardian angel at one time, but my little devil got him drunk, tattooed, and left him penniless at a strip club. I have not had another angel assigned to me yet.
    I didn't change my mind, my mind changed me.
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  4. 06-04-2012, 9:18 AM #3
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    I suppose future generations will look back on us and be in wonder of our idiotic behavior.

    Actually, I do that now.
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  5. 06-04-2012, 9:31 AM #4
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    From our 100% real CDC (which has also denied that there is currently a zombie pandemic):

    http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11...mbie_Final.pdf
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  6. 06-04-2012, 10:10 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric DeSilva View Post
    From our 100% real CDC (which has also denied that there is currently a zombie pandemic):

    http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11...mbie_Final.pdf

    I was SURE that they'd conclude that what happened to those folks was just the effects of too many years of too much rap music.
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  7. 06-04-2012, 10:14 AM #6
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    America's Got Talent ,wannabees?
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  8. 06-04-2012, 11:33 AM #7
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    Are there any teen love movies that don't involve fangs?
    Veni Vidi Vendi Vente! I came, I saw, I bought a large coffee!
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  9. 06-04-2012, 11:44 AM #8
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    Sure,

    But they usually involve elf ears.

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  10. 06-06-2012, 4:54 PM #9
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    This kid pulled a pretty funny zombie prank in Miami
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=plcp
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  11. 06-06-2012, 5:35 PM #10
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    I can't believe it took that long before someone was ready to beat the crap out of him.

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  12. 06-06-2012, 6:11 PM #11
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    I can't figure out how nobody shot him. What an idiot.
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  13. 06-06-2012, 8:33 PM #12
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    White zombie causing issues with black folk?? He should be put away for life.
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