My backdoor Chiopractor neighbor uses plywood to smoke cook with. I informed him this was stupid. He took offense and I left and went back home to have an intelligent conversation with my Goldfish.
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My backdoor Chiopractor neighbor uses plywood to smoke cook with. I informed him this was stupid. He took offense and I left and went back home to have an intelligent conversation with my Goldfish.
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Does he buy the plywood by the sheet or does he buy those smaller sizes pieces that some of the big box stores stock?
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Very diplomatic Jerry. Perhaps bring a box of maple and cherry cutoffs?
"... for when we become in heart completely poor, we at once are the treasurers & disbursers of enormous riches."
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If he invites you over for some smoked BBQ you might have to be "busy" that night. I can't imagine the taste would be very good with all the chemicals.
Last edited by Brian Elfert; 07-19-2012 at 1:53 PM. Reason: Supposed to be taste, not past!
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I'll save my cutoffs to build an urn for his ashes. They will probably have to call HASMAT instead of a Mortician.
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Jerry, Florida's reputation for education is not the best. I wonder if it extends to IQ's. Too bad your location shows up on your post.
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Sounds like his IQ is a combination of his hand, shoe and glove size.
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Had to go back and re-read it. I first thought you meant his SMOKER was made of plywood. In comparison, smoking with plywood doesn't sound quite as bad - at least to one's immediate health.
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At least he'll keep well.
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Sounds like a future Darwin Award candidate.
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The glue in plywood emits all sorts of nasty toxins when burned. The food you are smoking will absorb at least some of those toxins.
I've burned a pile of old plywood and it burns really fast and hot, but it also puts out some nasty looking smoke. Supposedly the reason it burns so fast and hot is because of the glue.
Last edited by Brian Elfert; 07-19-2012 at 2:08 PM.
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Wonder if he got the guy at Lowes to cut it up for him on the panel saw
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What's a backdoor chiropractor?
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Backdoor Chiopractor? I'm not sure. He is from San Francisco!
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One could have a lot of fun with that sentance.Originally Posted by Jerry Thompson
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station.
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