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Thread: Using a bench dog - is it useful?

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    Wink Using a bench dog - is it useful?

    What the heck, it could be a Friday in some parallel universe.

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    Its too early for this lol
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    Awesome! I want one.
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    Clearly he chose the wrong breed...

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    I used to use the same technique but, the noise bothered the neighbors. Once I stopped using the vise to hold the dog in place, the noise problem was resolved.
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    Hilton, my wife usually rolls her eyes when I say something I think is funny. My sense of humor may be a bit obtuse, but compared to this guy I am absolutely HILARIOUS.

    That was painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick McCarthy View Post
    That was painful.
    Then you'll love this one.

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    Wow. And I thought I had a dry sense of humor.

    I'm actually snickering and giggling at those. I particularly like the bench dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glenn bradley View Post
    I used to use the same technique but, the noise bothered the neighbors. Once I stopped using the vise to hold the dog in place, the noise problem was resolved.
    That's hilarious!

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    Hilton,
    Thanks for the Monday morning humor. Usually my wife just rolls her eyes when I relate what I think are humorous WW items...these actually made her laugh!

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    This is the sort of thing duffers do, when they're not cutting a stack of silhouettes for the flea market...29-YD218.jpg

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    He just needs a heavier bench dog. Fatter and lazier is the key.
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