Everyone has got to have one: what's the tool you wish you could put a few bullet holes in but you can't because you begrudgingly admit it is too useful to get rid of and/or you can't afford a replacement.
For me it is my hydraulic lift table. It will lift 700lbs from 14-52" and it is my go-to spot for positioning any piece of work at the height I need to work on it at. I have a turntable I put on it when I am finishing a piece and I can then position the item in the perfect place for different angles of spraying and rotate it to get every angle I need without doing any gymnastics.
That being said: it seems like it weighs 300lbs when I'm rolling it, the casters don't lock even when they are in the locked position and anytime I roll it around it always wants to angle its wheels toward something important that I can't damage. Add in that the ram gradually bleeds off pressure overnight, so I can't count on it to hold anything in position for an extended period, and you have a prime candidate for the shooting range. Problem is, it was only $150 so I'm not going to find another deal like it anytime soon, so I'll somewhat happily go on hating it for another few years.