I need money ! LOL! Don't we all!

Right now, a local bank, Key Bank is offering a $150.00 bonus to open a checking account.
The only real string attached is that they require a direct deposit of > $1k within the first 60 days.

That's not really a problem.

The other one is Capitol One 380 checking. You open a new checking account - no minimum and no fees - and just use the debit card that comes with the account 3 times in the first 45 days. On day 50, they deposit $50.00.
Ok - so far that's $200.00 towards my new router and plate. I need $305 for the router and $150 for the plate - so - I'm just short of half way there.

Any other offers worthwhile?