Since you are like the resident stone/sharpening guru...AND...since you live in the same state as I...well...would you mind oh so very much if I just saved myself a whole lot of time and effort by just bringing all of my dull tools to you?
Yeah...I'm thinking that it would actually save us BOTH time. Me (for obvious reasons) and you...because then you wouldn't have to take so many hours typing responses to my stupid questions.
Cool? OK. Good. I'll be right over.