I have some walls in our bathroom I paneled in T&G redwood about 25 years ago. I never put any finish on it. Over the years it's been scratched a bit and fingerprints show up because of skin oils. It looks kind of tired. So today I sanded the wood, figuring I'd just wipe some BLO on it so it would pop and give it a light seal. Then I heard BLO doesn't like water. Part of the redwood is on the walls above the shower. It does get wet there once in a while.

I was hoping a one-and-done oil wipe would do the trick but now I'm beginning to have my doubts. This was my wish list:

- One coat application
- Can take an occasional splash of water
- Non-toxic (I can't open any windows now because it's very cold outside)
- Fast drying

Other than finding a lamp with a genie in it, is there any hope finding a product like this?