What's your funny saying that you use.....

[Dennis Peacock]

Just wondering if any of you have a saying that you use from time to time that is worth sharing.

Mine is:

You can lead a horse to water, but it if you can get it to float on it's back, THEN you've got something!!!!

Shoot....now I forgot what else I was gonna put down....maybe I'll think of it later on.!!! Sheesh!!! It's painful getting old.

[Larry Browning]

Right now my favorite is in my signature.

For those of you non computer geeks. Binary 10 is actually decimal 2.

[Jeff Sudmeier]

Larry, I like yours!!

Hmm, I don't have one favorite....

"Romp on it" (In other words beat on something)
"Do your best and caulk the rest"
"Bass Ackwards"
"Even a blind squirel finds a nut once in awhile".

That's all I can think of now.

[Mark Singer]

Jeff,

I also use:
Thats all I can think of now.
and the very popular..
You don't find a Schlamaca tree growing on every corner...

[Jay Fields]

Dennis -
I use your second saying almost daily.
JF

[Boyd Gathwright]

.... Oh well, first your money then your clothes !

[John Hart]

....You don't find a Schlamaca tree growing on every corner...

That's always been my favorite. I think my Incan Grandfather used to say that.

[David Wilson]

How about
If in doubt, throw it out
or
Caulk's cheep

[John Hart]

It took me a few minutes to remember this one:

"If it doesn't turn easily...Force it. If it breaks...It needed replaced anyway"

[David Wilson]

I cut it off three times and it's still too short

[Bart Leetch]

Good better best never let it rest until your good is better & your better best.

Remember the book of what you don't know will always be bigger then the book of what you do know.

If you didn't learn something new during your day you may as well of stayed in bed & pulled the sheets up over you head.

1,2 buckle your shoe oh to heck with it use Velcro.

If you don't have time to do it right the first time will you have time to do it over?

If you have an illness & don't do what your Dr. or Therapist told you to do you only have yourself to blame for staying the same. DAMHIKT Now get busy & do what you've been told to do. I'm feeling much better now.

[Steve Ash]

This is one I learned from a friend just recently ....When asked if I know where something is e.g. "Steve, do you know where I put (insert item in question here)"
I respond, "Well if it was up your butt you'd know where it was".

[Dennis Peacock]

If the shoe fits, wear it!!!!!!

No sense of crying over spilled milk.

He was grinning like a possum chewing on a sawbriar.

I'll wipe that grin right off your face!!!!!

If a frog had pockets, he'd carry a gun and SHOOT his bugs!!!!!

[Lee DeRaud]

You're gonna need a bigger boat. (when the job is starting to look un-doable)
We're gonna need a new Timmy. (when the job goes catastrophically FUBAR)
WWWD? (What would Wally do?)

[Tom Jones III]

Busier than a man with one hoe and two rattlesnakes.

Happier than a tapeworm in ground beef!