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    I usually say " Life is a circle - you start out Bald & in Diapers and then you finish Bald & In Diapers!!"
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    As my Dad used to say:

    You win some,

    You lose some,

    Some get rained out,

    and others you can't even get tickets for.
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    If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.
    Kiss a fat baby's a__
    One of my favorites from Bart Simpson: Darned if you do, and darned if you don't.
    Last edited by Dennis Peacock; 08-06-2005 at 12:26 AM. Reason: Corrected.

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    One of my favorites from Bart Simpson: Darned if you do, and darned if you don't

    Thats been around since long before Bart Simpson was ever thought of.

    Bart Simpson is one of the latter years flash in the pan & a pretty bad on at that.
    Last edited by Dennis Peacock; 08-05-2005 at 3:37 PM. Reason: Corrected.
    I usually find it much easier to be wrong once in while than to try to be perfect.

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    Growing old is He--, but it sure beats the alternative.

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    Better to be over the hill than under it.
    Those who sense the winds of change should build windmills, not windbreaks.

    Dave Wilson

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    I'm busier than a one armed paper hanger with the seven year itch!!
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    If you can't fix it feature it.
    "If you can't fix it, feature it."
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    "That guy is more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

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    My all time favorites:

    Tis better to copulate than never.....

    A motion to adjourn is always in order....

    Small change can often be found under seat cushions....

    Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed....

    You live and you learn or you don't live long....

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity....
    Big Mike

    I have done so much with so little for so long I am now qualified to do anything with nothing......

    P.S. If you are interested in plans for any project that I post, just put some money in an envelope and mail it to me and I will keep it.

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    "Hire the left handed, It's fun to watch them write!"

    "It is always eaiser to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission!"
    Larry J Browning
    There are 10 kinds of people in this world; Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    "Just remember son (or daughter) - I taught you everything you know...but I didn't teach you everything I know"

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    Slicker than snot on a brass doorknob.

    I sincerely believe we were put on this earth to accomplish certain tasks.
    I'm so far behind, I'm going to live forever!
    I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

    When the going gets tough, switch to power tools!


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    If you're not the lead dog, your view never changes.

    Fool me once - shame on you. Fool me twice - shame on me.

    It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear
    Use the fence Luke

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    if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt

    keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shut (from my dad)
    Last edited by Dennis Peacock; 08-05-2005 at 3:36 PM. Reason: corrected.

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