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  1. 08-05-2005, 3:37 PM #31
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    My recent favourite - from a song lyric -
    "The next best think to playing and winning is playing and losing"
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    If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

    Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

    Treat others like you would want to be treated.
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    More whiskey, Faster horses, Wilder Women
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    • Life is hard, deal with it.
    • Everything is fatal, if you wait long enough.
    • Vegitarian: Indian word for "Lousy Hunter".
    • “I wouldn’t want to join any club that would have me as a member.” - Groucho Marx
    • "Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good." - H. L. Mencken
    • "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - P. J. O'Rourke
    • "Earth First!" we will log the other planets later. - Per Swenson
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  6. 08-05-2005, 4:25 PM #36
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    Crowded elevators smell different to midgets....
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    I have done so much with so little for so long I am now qualified to do anything with nothing......

    P.S. If you are interested in plans for any project that I post, just put some money in an envelope and mail it to me and I will keep it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis Peacock
    Treat others like you would want to be treated.
    Ah, my philosophical favorite, whether in the Talumdic tradition ("all else is mere commentary"), direct from the "big ten"...or just from common sense!!
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    The most expensive tool is the one you buy "cheaply" and often...
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    "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometime I jus sits."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Stafford
    Crowded elevators smell different to midgets....
    This one made me laugh I had not heard it before.
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    That guy is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal.
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    Some of the ones that I use.

    It's not rocket surgery.

    The problem is the interface between the seat and keyboard.

    If the ladies don't find you handsom they should find you handy.

    He is not the sharpest marble
    I can pay retail anywhere, so how's your service?
    Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory one project at a time
    Maker of precision cut firewood

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    Cut me a little slack on this one:

    W.C. Fields once said:
    80% of my money I spent on women and drinking. The other 20% I wasted...
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    W.C. Fields once said:
    80% of my money I spent on women and drinking. The other 20% I wasted...[/QUOTE]

    Oh, how so true.
    Randy

    Don't worry abuot tommorrow, it may never arrive
    Don't fret over yesterdays mistake, you can't undo them
    Just live today the best you can.
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    You lie like a one-legged dog.

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