No matter where you go,
There you are.
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No matter where you go,
There you are.
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When you work with Clowns funny things happen
"I have worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty." Groucho Marx
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Mark Twain once said....
There is nothing lower than the human race...except the French...
and
The more times you run over a possum the flatter it gets...
and
If you remain calm while everyone around you is panicking, you don't understand the problem....
Big Mike
I have done so much with so little for so long I am now qualified to do anything with nothing......
P.S. If you are interested in plans for any project that I post, just put some money in an envelope and mail it to me and I will keep it.
Friend of The Creek
I think this thread is "slicker than the knob on the outhouse door" Dick B.
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If it ain't broke-- don't fix it!
Jerry
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1) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
2) Slicker than snot on a glass door knob.
3) Tougher than a boiled owl
4) Now wouldn't that p--- off the pope.
Best Regards, Ken
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Whats the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
The engine stops whining when the mission is over.
"I have worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty." Groucho Marx
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheChrisPineWorkshop
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"...the lesser of two equals"
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It's hard to soar like an eagle when you are working with turkeys.
Those who sense the winds of change should build windmills, not windbreaks.
Dave Wilson
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College is a fountain of knowledge and the students are there to drink
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FRom my dad for a real good fit "fits like an onion peel on a hens lip"
Steve Jenkins, McKinney, TX. 469 742-9694
Always use the word "impossible" with extreme caution
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The light's on, but nobody's home.
I'm from the government, I'm here to help you.
TJH
Live Like You Mean It.
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This one is from the movie Uncommon Valor
"I don't think his bread is quite done"
~john
"There's nothing wrong with Quiet" ` Jeremiah Johnson
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From the uncut version of the movie "The Outlaw Josie Wales"........ "don't p--- down my back and tell me it's raining."
That line by the guy playing the Confederate Major in Outlaw Josie Wales got the guy the part as Dean Weemer in Animal House.
Ken
So much to learn, so little time.....
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Don't squat with your spurs on....
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