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  1. 06-20-2015, 12:41 AM #31
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    Airplane - Leslie Neilson...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frederick Skelly View Post

    Edit: I probably used the wrong quotation marks, but you get the idea.
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    One that will live forever in our family, spoken by my father about 20 years ago, repeated several times over the years. "They're not ignorant; they just don't know any better."

    We tried several times to explain it to him and then just gave up and agreed.
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    "The sin punishes itself." Unknown

    "Only three things happen when you throw the football, and two of them are bad." Attributed to Woody Hayes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Anderson NH View Post
    Whether you think you can or you can't....you're right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Hale View Post
    Hey, you, get off of my cloud
    Do we need to say that who this is attributed to?
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    "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing." - Me

    [Edit: After posting this, I Googled the quote and find it attributed to Mick Jagger. He probably never heard me say it and if he wants credit for it, he can have it as long as he shares it with me. I never heard him say it, either. I'm older than he is and I've been using it a long time. Doesn't mean I've overdone as many things as I wish I had.]
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    The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry Browning View Post
    Blazing Saddles has too many to pick out just one.... or even 10.
    I started to add a few, but most have to be cleaned up a bit or are not PC enough to be quoted here.

    So if you have seen this movie, you know what I'm talking about, and if you haven't seen it, you really need to add it to your must see list.
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    Ah, yes! Blazing Saddles...the only movie I ever paid twice to watch. It was also the first date with my eventual wife of 37 years. (Must've been impressive, huh?)

    What I didn't know (until about a year ago) is that it was a paraphrase from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre which I had never seen. A couple of months ago I was channel-surfing and came upon an old B&W western. I wondered if it was the Sierra Madre. Sure enough, within a couple of the minutes, there was the line.

    I liked the Blazing Saddles version better.
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    His elevator doesn't go all the way.

    He's got a hole in his screen door.

    You can't fix stupid.

    All the duct tape can't fix stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Null View Post
    The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.

    Socrates 469-399 BC
    Great one. More proof that there's really nothing new in the world.
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