Originally Posted by
Lenore Epstein
Ouch! That's pretty bad, and I come from a family full of shameless punners!
That said, I have to ask--has anyone ever requested a mallet-based attitude adjustment?
Mostly they just smile. I also ask them to help me out, "my wife calls this a hubby club... and I know just which hubby she is talking about."
Sometimes I mention Lincoln and then say, "with mallets towards none."
I can't sit still for five hours so try to have fun.
jtk
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
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