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  1. 10-14-2005, 2:58 PM #1
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    Bob Ross vs. Jim Ketron

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO FRIDAY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    In our left corner we have Bob "Happy" Ross!!! A man who has painted more than a million happy trees!!! He will kill with happiness!!!

    In our right corner we have our very own Jim "Clearcut" Ketron!!! This man can chuck more wood than a hundred woodchucks if woodchucks could chuck wood!!! and he has BIG BOWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Can Happy Ross paint more trees than Clearcut Ketron can turn? Will Jim burry Bob's petrified smile under a mound of shavings? Do these heroes of wood have a weakness? Does Ross shudder at even a hint of a frown? Will Ketron fall victim to a nice piece of ASH?

    Lets keep this a clean fight!!! No hitting below the trunk!!!
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  3. 10-14-2005, 3:03 PM #2
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    LOL!!!!!!!! Oh....You are GOOD Loy!!!
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    Way too funny.

    My money is on the woodchucks.

    He has "BIG BOWLS", why does AC/DC come to mind????
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  5. 10-14-2005, 3:16 PM #4
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    You hold his BOWLS ;> I thought this was a forum about turning, I think I might need to reconsider. (ha ha)
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  6. 10-14-2005, 3:24 PM #5
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    When something makes me laugh outloud it has to be good ! This is just way to funny !
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  7. 10-14-2005, 3:56 PM #6
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    I love Bob Ross and I love my friend Jim Ketron but Bob has passed away so this is a no contest. I am not sure Bob could have kept up with Jimbo anyway. I have seen Jim turn and friends and neighbors you can be buried under mounds of wood noodles in short order. Do not, I repeat, do not get between Jim Ketron and a lathe. You could be part of "As the World Turns".

    I know he turns big bowls but he knows more about laying big pipe....
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  8. 10-14-2005, 4:22 PM #7
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  9. 10-14-2005, 4:32 PM #8
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    Now thats funney.

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  10. 10-14-2005, 5:41 PM #9
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    Hey Loy..............anyone ever tell ya your nuts???????????

    I LOVE your posts!!!! HAHAhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. 10-14-2005, 7:04 PM #10
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    Bob Ross was such a cool dude! I can hear him now "Ahhhhh there, a few Happy trees to balance out Clearcut Jim's output. Hey Jim, you're doing very well with all those Happy Bowls."
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  12. 10-14-2005, 8:16 PM #11
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    Very nice touch there Loy......Funny and enjoyable. But, me thinks you have way too much time on your hands.
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  13. 10-14-2005, 8:49 PM #12
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    Chuckles......................4 Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. 10-14-2005, 9:07 PM #13
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    In the words of Larry The Cable Guy "That's funny. I don't care who you are, that's just funny."

    I think we have the Unknown Comic with us at SMC.

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  15. 10-14-2005, 10:36 PM #14
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    Loy That made my day! It has been a stressful one, trying to get ready for the show tomorrow and you just mellowed it out.
    Yes Joe I think he is nuts
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  16. 10-15-2005, 1:07 AM #15
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    Nuts??? It has never been confirmed Joe. Although there has been some suspicion!
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