Offering free shipment at Handworks AND basically FORCING me to pre-order the new plow plane was bad enough. He had to follow that up as soon as I get home with free shipping on the website. I've already cashed in the "Aww honey, but this was a special purchase that I rarely ever do" excuse.
I have him figured out. I believe he gets a kickback from divorce lawyers. You know, Rob- if you want to
double sales overnight, you could add a "include fake invoice" button. Click that when ordering and your shipment comes with a fake invoice for things your wife won't mind if you buy, like "Book: How to be a Better Husband." Then at the end of the invoice it could say "free tools also included- thanks for shopping with us." Also change your Visa billing to show up as "The Loving Husband Supply Shop- books for husbands trying to become a better person." Instantly you will see more big purchases.
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