Originally Posted by
Brian Deakin
A Bear goes into a bar and asks for a beer
The barman says that will be $25
The Bear pays for the beer then sits down in a corner of the bar and quietly drinks his beer
The barman goes over to the Bear and says We don't get many Bears in here
The Bear replies I am not surprised at these prices
The same Bear goes into another bar and says to the barman
A pint of................................................ ..beer please
The barman says why big pause
The Bear says I was born with them
A horse walked into the same bar and the barkeep says, what can I get you?
Horse says in a rather sad voice, I'd like a beer.
Barkeep gets the horse his beer and says, Why the long face?
Horse says, I got it from my Dad
Confidence: The feeling you experience before you fully understand the situation