You know you're a turner when.....

[Bob Noles]

you keep your vehicle keys inside your chainsaw case

[Jim Dunn]

You look at material to see how much to glue up before you can turn it round.

[Mac McAtee]

You take your shirt off at the end of the day and the pockets are full of wood shavings.

[Don Baer]

You get a gleam in your eye when there's a wind storm and you know that some trees are gonna go down.

[Kurt Rosenzweig]

When you take a walk in the woods and all the trees shake with fear!

[Robert Mickley]

You turn aound or drive out of your way to follow a tree service truck

[Robert Mickley]

you see a log truck and think,,how many bowls are there

[John Hart]

You carefully examine each piece of firewood before you throw it in the fire.

[ROBERT SCHUMAN]

When You Clean Up With A Snow Shovel!

[Christopher K. Hartley]

When You Clean Up With A Snow Shovel!

Oh no, I must be one! True Story -- Moved From Denver to Houston 15 years ago. Had bought a new snow shovel before leaving Denver and used it only twice. It has hung in the garage here in Houston for the last 15 years inspite of my wife telling me I should get rid of it. The second week I had my lathe I had enough wood shavings on the floor that I pulled it down. It is now my "Lace Shovel" ...I know, no pic...it never happened right? Here it is.

My contribution: When you stand on the corner with a cardboard sign that says: "Will work for Wood!"

[Ken Fitzgerald]

Sorry Chris....John Hart's been doing that for years!

[Christopher K. Hartley]

Sorry Chris....John Hart's been doing that for years!

Which, holding a sign or using a snow shovel?

[Karl Laustrup]

You live in Cleveland and there are no trees left.

Just joshin ya Frick.

Karl

[Curt Fuller]

You can't see the forest for the bowls!

[Travis Stinson]

You rob the blades off your jointer and cut them up to make scrapers for your hollowing rig.