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  1. 01-30-2006, 8:26 AM #1
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    Norad

    I just checked with a secret friend at NORAD. He informed me (off the record of course) that I should definately seek shelter as a spinny missle is in the air and can not be diverted from it's destination. An explosion of major proportions will be happening soon !! . I am only telling a select few and you know who you are . Please keep this quiet as I suspect the FBI will be looking for me soon
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    Keith, if I get my shelter done in time, you are more than welcome. I will mail you directions via 2nd class mail!! :O
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    Yall think this bomb thing will be over by Wednesday?? I've got
    some traveling to do! Don't want to drive into the fallout!!
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    Mike, suggest you stay far far away from this place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Ramsey
    Yall think this bomb thing will be over by Wednesday?? I've got
    some traveling to do! Don't want to drive into the fallout!!
    By the sounds of it, it will be over shortly....(as I cross my fingers)
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    I'm under a wooden desk and hoping I'm not in the "tear-out" zone
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    Just heard back from the pilot of Tick Tock One.

    Due to overcast skies (for which our rank amateur of a meteorologist totally failed to account) our prepositioned Angelicos were forced to scrub the mission for today.

    But, I hired a new weatherguesser (she can actually read a barometer!) and looks like we're back on for tomorrow.
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    The delivery system has been chosen.

    Neither snow nor sleet nor rain....ooops wrong delivery system.

    Weather will not deter the inevitable. Watch for it!!!

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    What IS this all about??

    Does a large bright meteorite trail moving east to west over the northwoods of Wisconsin lend credence to the hallucinations of all of you "Doomsday Prophets"?? EGADS!! If it crashes, where will we bury the survivors?

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    How's about (~50 miles N of Green Bay)
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    Yup. Mighty long, cold winters up thar in Maine. Can git to a man.
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    Ain't the cold that get's to me David. It's the gin.
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    Fur Lined Thongs are best for cold winter months.
    Lead lined should protect me from the blast.
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    Ty - You're exactly 1,149.36 miles from Ground Zero. That's still reasonably close given this particular "device". Suggest you break out that silver and black teddy for added security.
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    Just a thought!

    [QUOTE=Tyler HowellLead lined should protect me from the blast.[/QUOTE]

    Hey Howl,
    Contrary to the popular belief that you should turn AWAY from the blast, with thongs on, you should consider FACING the blast!! If you burn those buns, man, you've got nothing but TOAST!! In any event, don't linger on making a decision. Time is running SHORT!!

    Whatever happens, Tyler, just remember the old saying, "Behind each mushroom cloud, there is always a lead lining!"

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