Having a son who uses forked tail apprentices and has been corrupting the mind of my grandson Aaron with thoughts of Porter-Cable, Jet, and Delta, I needed to apply some correction. Having him home alone with me today while my wife was at the doctors and no one was around to interfere, I decided to teach about the paths of righteousness. We had a great time and it's a good way for Grandpa to have some school vacation time with him. It has been decided that he will get to spend one weekend nite a month visiting and I'm going to build him a box so he can reach the bench more comfortably. He is going to learn about the truly important names in woodworking: Stanley, Veritas, Lie-Neilsen, Spiers, and of course Norris.